Funny Captions

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My wife, kids, and pets left me. At least I was able to throw together some of the stuff they didn't leave with. And now I would say I am ready to pursue my dream of being a musician. 
 3.   Who said cigarettes shorten your life? Mildred Patterson is turning triple digits and still has her lungs. However, right after she blew out her candles she did have to make a quick trip to the hospital.





2. This maze is located in San Diego, California. This is considered one of the hardest mazes to escape from. No one has EVER managed to get out of this maze. And not because you can't find the exit, but because you can't even remember starting it.


















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